These Pokemon sex toys are actually adorable – buy the limited edition first edition

TL;DR: The Geeky Sex Toys Limited Edition Pokémoan Collection will go live on July 21st at 7 pm ET. (Note: These the will sell.)

Being the “king” of Pokémon just got a whole new meaning…

In 2016, Geeky Sex Toys released a small collection of sex toys inspired by Pokémon (which they sarcastically named “Pokémoan”), and they sold out. immediately. (Because, of course, it is.)

Now, 10 years after its first launch, Geeky Sex Toys is blessing Pokéfans with a brand new, limited edition collection of sex toys. I haven’t always been a Pokémon fan (I know, I know), but I always thought Pikachu and Rapidash were pretty cool. And, after taking a peek at this collection, I have to say I’m coming for Bulbasaur.

The new lineup includes four toys:

• Bulbypulse ($169): Bulbypulse is an air-pulse suction toy that includes eight patterns and three speeds. It also has a good running time of two hours and 30 minutes (make of it what you will).

• Charmybuzz: ($169): Charmybuzz is a curved G-spot vibrator. It has eight patterns and five speeds, with a running time of two hours and 15 minutes.

• Squirtyblast ($169): The Squirtyblast (my favorite name of all) is a soft head vibrator with thunderous power. The thunder stick is the best stick, IMO. It has eight patterns, five speeds, and a run time of one hour and 20 minutes. Pro tip: Try deep G-spot stimulation followed by clitoral stimulation to help you squirt.

• Pikyplug ($69.00–$100.00): Pikyplug is a non-vibrating, sharp, silicone plug. It comes in three sizes (hence the price structure). Small is 7 inches in length / 4 inches in circumference, Medium in 8.5 inches in length / 5 inches in circumference, and Large in 12 inches in length / 7 inches in circumference.

Each toy comes with a unique, 350gsm holographic trading card and magnetic charging cable. You’ll get a hard case with vibrating toys, but it doesn’t look like the butt plug comes with one. (They’re all IPX7 waterproof, so you can put them in the bath or shower.) The site limits two toys per customer.

If you want to go all out, you can purchase the Ultimate Collectors Edition box which will retail for $399. (This is an absolute steal; if you do the math, buying each toy is more than that price.) The full collector’s set includes all four toys packaged in a hard case, plus a fifth special holographic “Master Bedroom” card.

You’ll have to act fast if you want to add these to your collection. A limited edition drop will go live on July 21st at 7 pm ET, and there are only 151 public collector sets available worldwide. Want to be one of the first to know when it goes live? You can sign up for “early access” by entering your email on the site. (At the time of writing, 299 people had signed up.)